So I'm hard at work doing column research at a local coffee shop, my attention focused on a YouTube video of a cigarette-smoking chimpanzee, when a woman at a neighboring table interrupts to ask if I would mind watching her laptop, presumably while she goes to the bathroom.
Of course I agreed. Only a jerk would refuse such a simple request. Plus, I couldn't think of a good excuse before she walked away. This sort of thing has happened to me before, and I'm always left wondering what, precisely, ...
In this week's column we tackle a highly controversial question: "Should women settle?" And here I should clarify that by "settle," I do not mean "to travel in covered wagons in search of land to homestead, along with other like-minded pioneers, most ...
"Faster, Higher, Stronger."
Like most people, you probably recognize the familiar Olympic motto - not to be confused with "Higher, Faster, Stronger," the ad campaign for your neighborhood medical marijuana dispensary.
Of course, Olympic fever is i ...
With Super Bowl Sunday rapidly approaching, millions of Americans are eagerly looking forward to the day when we gather around the TV, watch a pitched, four-hour (or, if you include the pre-game show, 17-hour) battle and then crown, indisputably, the ...
Like most parents of school-age children, I think of myself as open-minded to new, innovative educational approaches - just as long as they're no different from the way I was taught, that is. Which is why I was more than a little dismayed to discover ...
If for no other reason, 2009 will long be remembered as the year that, all things considered, we'd just as soon forget. Oh sure, there were bright spots - the nation's first black president rode into office on a wave of optimism, YouTube siren Susan Boyle struck a blow for homely people everywhere and pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger bravely landed a disabled aircraft in the Hudson River, forever earning his place as the greatest hero in American history named "Chesley."
We in the media are always fond of running stories about how uninformed the average American is, typically lamenting the results of some recent poll showing that, for example, more of us rubes can identify the latest Dancing With the Stars champion than can name the sitting vice president. And to think I was ridiculed during the presidential campaign for suggesting that Barack Obama pick Kristi Yamaguchi as his running mate.
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